I was in Chicago on a mini vacation with Anna, Wendy and Amy over the weekend. I'll post a longer update later, but for now, here's one of the "say what??" moments.
We were on the El (their version of Subway/Metro). I was standing and minding my own business when all of a sudden a woman sitting one row behind me said loudly to me "Why don't you sit down? Your ass is in my face!!!!"
At first I was too shocked to respond. Then I turned red because I was so shocked and embarrassed. So the woman repeated that my ass was in her face again. I decided it'd be wiser to just move away from her than to answer her back.
1) my ass was not in her face
2) my ass was not in her face
3) I did not realize I had such a big ass
4) Wendy and Amy were glad I did not say anything back because who knows where that could have led?
5) Anna bought me a cute tshirt that says "get your ass moving"
We were on the El (their version of Subway/Metro). I was standing and minding my own business when all of a sudden a woman sitting one row behind me said loudly to me "Why don't you sit down? Your ass is in my face!!!!"
At first I was too shocked to respond. Then I turned red because I was so shocked and embarrassed. So the woman repeated that my ass was in her face again. I decided it'd be wiser to just move away from her than to answer her back.
1) my ass was not in her face
2) my ass was not in her face
3) I did not realize I had such a big ass
4) Wendy and Amy were glad I did not say anything back because who knows where that could have led?
5) Anna bought me a cute tshirt that says "get your ass moving"
2 comments:
I guess that makes her a butt-face, doesn't it???
oh man that's hilarious but awful at the same time. i like the shirt!
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